politicians

Reviews of the politicians kissing babies and running governments around the world; applaud and criticize the decisions they make and their implications.

Clone Dictators of North Korea
Clone Dictators of North Korea? North Korean dictator Kim Jong il's long awaited journey into the assuredly horrid fiery afterlife waiting for him is now a reality. Thoughts of him being roasted slowly yet eternally, hog tied on a spit while myriad minor demons rectally abuse him with pineapples dance merrily through the relieved heads of nearly all South Koreans, escaped North Koreans, and most the world's heads of state.
By Clones Everywhere6 years ago in The Swamp
What Is The Truth About Boris Johnson In Intensive Care
The rumours started a week after Boris Johnson went into self-isolation in the top floor flat of No 11 Downing Street. The story, spread by the PM and his ministers, had so far been convincing.
By Anton Black6 years ago in The Swamp
The Plot That Killed Governor William Goebel
"Politics have never been this divided," people declare about the current state of American politics. Bipartisanship does seem to be a thing of the past, as both parties dig their heels in on certain issues. However, one needs only to look at the 1899 Governor's race in Kentucky to see how bad it could be.
By Edward Anderson6 years ago in The Swamp
Life is a Carnival
About two years ago I started writing a series of connected pieces meant to describe the fall of Trump. Two years, that’s a long fall. Still, he’s far from fallen. People have to train themselves, try hard NOT to think or talk about him.
By Barry Blake6 years ago in The Swamp
Sir Keir Starmer,The UK's Next Prime Minister?
Former Shadow Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union, Sir Keir Starmer emerged as the victor in the Labour Leadership Contest, defeating Rebecca Long-Bailey and Lisa Nandy. Starmer replaces the former leader, Jeremy Corbyn who proved to be rather controversial for his far left ideology, branded by his supporters as 'Corbynism'. However, Starmer aims to bring the party in a more soft-left direction.
By Jack Ryan6 years ago in The Swamp
The Family History of Former Vice President Joe Biden
**Please note: This article is not an endorsement of the Former Vice President or any candidate for President.** Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. was born November 20th, 1942 in Scranton, Pennsylvania to Joseph Robinette Biden Sr. and Catherine Eugenia Finnegan. After the Scranton area fell into decline in the 1950s, Biden and his family moved to Claymont, Delaware before eventually moving to Wilmington, Delaware. Biden attended the University of Delaware where he was a double major in history and political science and where he played football as a halfback for the school's freshman football team. Biden would go on to attend the Syracuse University School of Law and would graduate in 1968.
By Bradley Greenland6 years ago in The Swamp
Stop Abbott
If there is no such thing as bad publicity then can someone please explain the glaring exception to the rule - Abbott. Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott is the human embodiment of the Labour Party's missteps. If ever an MP rolls their eyes, expect to see Abbott giving a nonsensical rant about ten subjects at once. Abbott is the political version of turning up to PE at secondary school and for some reason the substitute geography teacher is in charge. You know that they were hired in the first place, they must know something. So why are they hunched in the corner of the gym, fumbling to find their words, whilst being pummelled by basketballs?
By Max T6 years ago in The Swamp
Who Is Bernie Sanders?
Hi everyone! This is the second of a 3 part mini-series with Know Your Vote, Who The F*** Are The Candidates. Know Your Vote is a platform that aggregates publicly available candidate data. Our goal is to give you simple, non partisan facts about the top candidates left in the race, so you don’t have to sift through the news and data yourselves. In this series, we aim to highlight the policies and positions of the “top candidates” left in the presidential primary.
By Nathalia Ramos6 years ago in The Swamp
Who Is Joe Biden?. Top Story - March 2020.
Joe Biden has made a primary comeback that is nothing short of extraordinary. With his chances of becoming the Democratic nominee stronger than ever I wanted to know more about the former Vice President. So, I partnered up with KnowYourVote to help put together this mini tip sheet.
By Nathalia Ramos6 years ago in The Swamp
Elizabeth Warren "dropping out"
My social media feed has been filled with stories and images of young people, mostly women, who are spending their own time and money to head across the country and canvas for Elizabeth Warren.
By Steve Llano6 years ago in The Swamp
The Hurt You Cause, and How to Fix It
Aaron, You’re gay. Congratulations! No, I’m serious. You’ve taken a big step and it’s worth taking a moment to recognize that. Welcome home.
By Sophia-Helene Mees de Tricht6 years ago in The Swamp
Reason First: Stop Joe Biden Before it’s Too Late
This is serious. Former Vice President Joe Biden’s verbal slip ups are not gaffes. They are signs of a man unfit for being the leader of the semi-free world. His mind is too cluttered with nonsense that he has no clue as to what he is saying. Over the past few years, pundits have quipped and late night show hosts have jabbed at Biden’s inability to complete a sentence or worse. He attempts to form a coherent string of words but like an old car low on fuel sputters to an awkward, grinding halt.
By Skyler Saunders6 years ago in The Swamp