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#100 Things in 20 Minutes Thingy!
The importance of Navajo Code-Talkers in WWII A plethora of Pearls Reflecting thoughts Everyone will see me No that's ridiculous, no one will see me How did I get into this? There are not enough thoughts There are too many thoughts I would never eat dog-meat Supposedly, it has to be served with a lot of pepper and ginger Don't stop thinking Braintree's crazy whirlybirding Don't look down I'm afraid of heights The crumbling stone balustrades of the Cathedral of Chartres I'm more of a cat person, but that dog next door won't shut up I like dogs too That one next door is neglected The wife yells at the husband and the dog every day In much the same way It's really loud They go to work and leave the dog locked up It yelps and barks, longing for company Something else is a thought A memo book with a black cover A coffee mug That says it all Coyotes ate Martha Stewart's peacocks Six peacocks? Not all of them. Peacock was considered a delicacy in the Renaissance And Middle Ages It is lean and needs added fat It is served with a sauce made of ginger and verjuice Thickened with breadcrumbs I would definitely try peacock Coyote Urine can be purchased on Amazon If Martha Stewart had used Coyote Urine to mark her territory, her peacocks would be alive today. Coyote urine will keep Coyotes from your property. Not even half way I'm not gonna make it Think something deep A well With a hand coming out of it Mary Stuart is not Martha Stewart Mary Stuart lost many battles, because she had the wrong support What was Martha Stewart arrested for? Julia Child kicks Martha's ass I don't think Julia Child was ever arrested Am I hungry? Are you hungry? So many books, so little time. What's the next read? On here? On paper? Gotta go work at The Store in 2 hours Won't be home til 11 Oh the long hours I hope it's busy, time will fly I hope it's not busy, then I can cogitate I won't make it to 100, but I will try Dammit That dog again Maybe I would try dog meat 5 minutes Where is Love Is that a song? Wish there were live peacocks at work Would that make it better? We could train them to help customers Make wine recommendations I want to go for a walk I am not a dog Or am I? Dog spelt backwards is God. Dogbody Joyce makes a deal of that in Ulysses Quoth the Raven Nevermore Getting close now I will be near the goal at least Goats can climb trees They are really known to do that Where is my coffee? Should I really drink more? Why are goats associated with the devil? I know the answer to that. This is fun. I wish I had longer. To write and to live Sometimes I want shorter time is almost up so close yet so far away... Well That's a deep subject DING DING DING DING
By Rob Angeli3 years ago in Humor
How has Richard Simmons' representative, Tom Estey, described his current state of happiness?. Content Warning.
Richard Simmons' representative, Tom Estey, has often been in the spotlight when it comes to discussing the renowned fitness guru's current state of happiness. Estey, a publicist known for his close relationship with Simmons, has provided insights into Simmons' emotional well-being, shedding light on his client's contentment and overall outlook on life. While it is important to note that Estey's statements reflect his perspective and are subject to interpretation, they offer valuable glimpses into Simmons' happiness and personal journey.
By Word Weaver 3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Content Warning.
Today, I interview a great scientist who’s discoveries have made his local village proud. He’s a scientist with an alter ego. He’s no poet, but he has written a lot of scientific papers, and many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he’s had several major Hollywood movies produced about his life.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
You don't know who i am
Mr. Mars Manford was a very wealthy businessman. Who was fond of fighting with people without any reason and flaunting his wealth. He used to say in conversation "You don't know who I am?." One day a barman accidentally spilled liquor on him, he beat the barman badly and hurling obscenities saying "You don't know who I am?", even after the poor barman apologized repeatedly Had to lose the job. Just another day, Mr. Mars is speeding in his Mercedes and head-butts an old man crossing the road, who is thrown off the road and unconscious. Instead of taking him to the hospital, Mr. Mars Manford abused him and even cursed him for not surviving. When the policeman tried to arrest Mars, Mr. Mars said, "You don't know who I am, I will take your job away." Out of fear the policeman goes back.
By Manish kumar3 years ago in Humor
