Parody

Instacaptured
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for deals, I can tell you I have no control over tariffs, but I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a brief career in the grocery game. If you let my family go, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you; I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for your goods, find them, and I will deliver. You'll never see it coming. Except, you will, because GPS is built into the app."
By LRBabout a year ago in Humor
When You Are A King. Top Story - March 2025. Content Warning.
He is a king, he can do anything he wants, he can have anything he wants. Not only that, he has magic in his fingers, and he is selfish and spiteful.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred about a year ago in Humor
The Fourth Wall
The moment I saw Elon Musk staring at me from the television I should have walked away. It's so clear to me now. Why didn't I simply turn it off and ask the wife if she would like to go for a walk or even suggest going out for a coffee? Anything would have saner than what I did instead.
By John Coxabout a year ago in Humor
Mrs. Butcher’s Cleaning Service. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
“You’ve reached Mrs. Butcher’s Cleaning Service. The finest cleaners in all of Pteetneet City. You need it dusted, we’re the ones to be trusted. This is Beverly Butcher, what can I clean for you?”
By Amos Gladeabout a year ago in Humor
The Pink Mob (sters)
** This is a story that I published 2 years ago, in fiction. I wanted to reshare it for this challenge, but was unsure how to change communities. So, if this story is familiar, that is why **
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a year ago in Humor
The Security Of Home
** This is a story that I published 2 years ago, in fiction. I wanted to reshare it for this challenge, but was unsure how to change communities. So, if this story is familiar, that is why ** **
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a year ago in Humor
Police Incident Report
The subject is reported to have “lost their mind” and disassociated from “the consensual hallucination normally referred to as reality”.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
The Lion Meme 🦁👑
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ I'm _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another droll edition of Meme-ing Madness! Since I'm a force of nature and a Top Contributor in the Humor Community, I assume no further introduction is necessary.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The Silent Town
Daniel Carter had traveled to many places in search of unusual stories, but nothing compared to what he had heard about Ravenshade—a town where no one spoke.
By Hridoy Hasanabout a year ago in Humor
"Why Spaghetti? Is It Some Unwritten Rule of Valentine’s Day Cuisine?". AI-Generated.
The Curse of the Pasta Dinner Let me set the scene for you. You’ve planned the perfect Valentine’s Day evening. Flowers are arranged perfectly, candles are lit, and your playlist of love songs is queued up. Now comes the pièce de résistance: dinner. After much deliberation, you decide to make spaghetti. Why? Because it’s easy, right? Wrong.
By Anna-Mariaabout a year ago in Humor
Stuck on You!
Troma movies are universally derided as the cinematic equivalent of a rancid, slop-heavy meat sandwich and a bottle of Night Train. It's the kind of stuff a vagrant might scrape together enough change to buy at the Quick-E-Mart to keep him going until the soup kitchen opens back up for lunch. Their audience, we assume, are pimply overweight Simpsons characters come to life, who collect semen-splattered back issues of Hustler and spend an inordinate amount of time with one hand jammed up their nose, the other buried in a bag of Cheetos.
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Humor
When You See a Sign, Follow Where It Memes
Hey, there! I'm.... _______Lightning Bolt⚡ 👋😁⚡ This is a Brand-New January 31st, 2025 edition of Meme-ing Madness!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor