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Lunar Vuitton: Why Space Needs Fashion More Than Oxygen
“One small step for man, one fierce strut for mankind.” – Naomi Armstrong (probably) Friends, readers, celestial wanderers… we must address the glaring oversight in modern space exploration: the complete and utter lack of fashion-forward thinking beyond our stratosphere.
By The Pompous Postabout 15 hours ago in Humor
You Will Go Up!
I love decorating sometimes. I hate it when things go wrong, and I hate getting on ladders. My husband has disabilities that can cause some distressing symptoms, which can cause him to unknowingly hurt me at night. Due to this, I needed a safe space to sleep and somewhere to focus on myself during the day.
By Carol Ann Townend2 days ago in Humor
I Am Your Neighbor From Upstairs, and I’m Tired of Your Noise Complaints
Hello there, neighbor. I met our landlord today, and he greeted me with yet another one of your noise complaints. Why do you keep doing this to me? We had such a good start: remember the first year, when you went on vacation and asked me to feed your cats?
By Sasha Desideri6 days ago in Humor
The World Is on Fire, But My Freezer’s Been Stockpiling Since 2017
📦 Section 1: Frozen Time Capsules – A Love Letter to Foods That Shouldn't Be Alive There comes a moment in every adult’s life when you open your freezer, stare into the icy abyss, and realize you’ve been harboring culinary fugitives from the past.
By The Pompous Post12 days ago in Humor
Established in 1842: Why Everything is Older Than You Thought.
There was a time, long ago... roughly 2007, when businesses were content to simply exist. You sold bagels, you put a sign on the door, and that was that. No origin myth. No fake Latin motto. No logo featuring an eagle wearing monocles. But those days are long gone.
By The Pompous Post14 days ago in Humor
The Slow Conquest
While we humans are busy arguing over climate accords and which billionaire gets to colonize Mars first, a silent, wide-eyed shadow is creeping across the canopy of Southeast Asia. We have long overlooked the slow loris, dismissing it as a "cute" viral video sensation or a lethargic fuzzball. This is our first—and perhaps final—mistake.
By Richard Weber15 days ago in Humor
