Wedding Vows

Introduction

This is for Lana V Lynx's "Fucked-up Wedding Toasts" that you can check out here:

And the image was shared on Facebook by the most excellent Enchanted Booklet here:

The music is "Wedding Bells" by Godley and Creme

Wedding Vows

It's all very well that you are holding up your wedding book, so he can read his vows, but you know he is nothing but an animal and cannot read. He signs his name with an "X". And why have you come straight from your bath without a towel? You know most people won't countenance even a bare arm in a formal setting, let alone nakedness.

It's your wedding, and you have decided to do it this way, so all the best to both of you in your life together.

You know it won't last. He's already had two of the bridesmaids while he was waiting.

So everyone raise your glasses to this lovely couple, and thank you for coming.