L.C. Schäfer

Joined May 2020

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I'm not a writer! I've just had too much coffee!

Sometimes writes under S.E.Holz

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A Little Prayer
SHOOT! I FORGOT TO ADD A CONTENT WARNING. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. IF YOU ARE RELGIOUS OR HAVE A SENSITIVE DISPOSITION, YOU MIGHT FIND THIS DISTURBING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
My New Talent (wtf)
It's like oversleeping, but worse. I know, the moment I woke, something's wrong. Even through my eyelids, I can tell the light is different somehow. So are the sheets.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
The Dollhouse
Elena liked her job. The Marcel-Wilsons were kind, and they had a large, beautiful home. Elena worked hard, and did her best to bond with the children.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
Can't Beat the House
Lucía liked the Marcel-Wilsons. They treated her like family. Mostly. Lily and Max were good kids. The children had an enormous playroom with all manner of toys and games. The coolest thing, in her opinion was the House. She couldn't understand why the kids didn't play with it more.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
when the nagging stops
shhhh, he says. i've had a long day lovers' passion as like to ignite in sparks of fury as romance easy. that's what he wants. just to relax.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Poets
The Steak is Always Perfect
My mother experienced an accelerated pregnancy with me. Went for a run before breakfast, tummy flat and toned. Groaning and sweating over a grossly swollen belly by teatime. I slipped out before supper, cracking her pelvis.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
W.T.F.
I was happy asleep. Still ok when I woke, before I opened my eyes. You've overslept before. You know how you know, the moment you wake, you're late.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
The Blood Spattered Bride
I always aim to write these as stand alone stories, but I think I didn't succeed this time! I recommend reading these two first. Both very short, I promise!
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
Advanced Potion Making
In a normal little home on the edge of town, it's about to happen. The old water heater has been clanking all afternoon. Clean fluffy PJs are warming in the airing cupboard.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
I Do Like Steak
They say my mother experienced an accelerated pregnancy. She went for a run in the morning with flat, toned tummy, and was groaning and sweating over a grossly swollen belly by teatime. I slipped out before supper, cracking her pelvis.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
The Guest
The invite is as obnoxious as you'd expect. Not mere paper or card for the happy couple, oh no. It's ivory. The lettering is so loopy and flowery, the plebs probably can't even read it.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Fiction
Story Contest Scam: What Would You Do?
I'm in a pickle, Vocalists. Lend me your wisdom. TL;DR I recently entered a short story contest. There was an entry fee, which I know is fairly standard. I paid extra for judges feedback on my entry. The "feedback" arrived today, and it's not feedback on my submission. It's just generic advice, and feedback on the winning entry. I feel sure that's not what I paid for, and I'm unsure what I want from them, or what to do next.
By L.C. Schäfer2 years ago in Writers